PONDERISMS part one?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.Life is ually transmitted.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing againAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.